pizza

the us in 2005 had a debate asking if pizza was a fruit and the outcome was ¨there is enough tomato in it to call it a fruit¨

so therefor pizza is a fruit

furnace: hey is pizza a fruit?
me: please shut up.

by notmyrealname420 October 15, 2020

pizza

a food you eat.

person 1: this food is so good!
person 2: it's pizza dude.
person 1: i love it.

by deerpineapple3 December 03, 2018

Pizza

Almost the most delicious food I’ve ever had

My sister was coming in to the kitchen to steal my pizza

by Love_Of_Cookies December 18, 2019

Pizza

Pizza is an food that everyone loves.

Wow i love this Pizza despite the fact i might eat it all in one bite.

by Discopt November 24, 2021

Pizza

A dish that is known to cause a heart attack or stroke because of all the fat and other shit they put in it.

I almost died from eating a pizza because of how low quality it was. I had intense stomach pain afterwards, and before you know it I was at the toilet spewing shit out of my mouth.

Person 1: "Hey bro you ever had pizza?"
Person 2: "Can't bro, that shit gives you a stroke"

by carrot34344pp December 04, 2023

Pizza

The best italian dish to ever exist, a gift from god himself.

Cringe Bologne Fan: Yo, what the hell are you eating?
Chad Pizza Enjoyer: p i z z a

by MinimalPower July 14, 2022

pizza

Sticking your penis into several different vaginas to see if you get a different reaction from the women

Lat night I did a pizza and creamed all over the hot one. I refused to stop humping her.

by heheclapper69 December 02, 2022