Vicarious Pimp Agent

Someone who prostitutes friends and/or relatives in order to leach joy from their impending success in a given "field".

You need to go practice your throwing today Mr. All-Star quarterback. College offers don't come easy

Son: Dad, stop being a vicarious pimp agent. Let me do it on my own.

by Its Gotten Old October 6, 2012

Pimp daddy

Luke

Yesterday I was walking by pimp daddy's house and he came out and hit me with his pimp stick and them I got layed.

by Go eat a.... September 28, 2021

pimp

An over lord of all whores

yo wsp(whats up) pimp

by da.biggest.pimp January 4, 2022

pimp man

usually a monkey who just style the fuck out of this word. they might not have the intelligence of a human but still can get bitches on their willy to make them go silly and can hold that AK like 6ix9ine SKRT

that monkey sure is a pimp man, hop on that dick

by cock shit November 5, 2020

Lease Pimp

Somebody who dates others for the sole purpose of having somewhere to live. Similar to a hobosexual, but more tenured and successful. (They aren’t homeless enough to actually be considered homeless.)

Bobby has been with Keisha for three weeks and already has his whole wardrobe in the back of her closet. Lease pimp strikes again!

by ShutUpBev March 8, 2021

pimp joint

A small marijuana joint. Typically only a few hits.

I rolled a pimp joint because I didnt want to roll a fatty.

by The Wicked Googly May 17, 2023

seesaw pimping

This is the average fuck nigga; putting someone down in order to build himself up. Cutting others down to build yourself up is a losing strategy, simply because, in the end you don't truly feel any better about yourself, you're fueling a false ego, and above all, who are you to judge the next man?

seesaw pimping is to say, "real men don't need big dicks, in order to make himself feel better about lacking in that department."

by XPIC October 23, 2015