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Insurance Shit

You're like 95% sure it's just gas. Pretty sure it's just a fart.

...but you decide to sit down on the toilet JUST in case. 95% of insurance shits usually end in something productive, and can save you from the ever-embarrassing shart.
Rick: Okay okay okay ready I got one, get the lighter...

*PRFFFFTTFFRFRTT*

Rick (cont'd): HOLY DICKSWEAT THAT WAS AMAZING!!

Roll: Okay lemme tr-...wait...wait...nope, I've gotta take an insurance shit.
by Timb0.Slice November 12, 2010
mugGet the Insurance Shitmug.

Shit Pistol

A water pistol loaded with diluted fecal matter.
Helpful when heart-felt revenge is in order.
Not a recommended course of action in many circumstances.
1: "Man, I cheated on my wife and she soaked me with the shit pistol"

2: "Hey! That lady just hit my car and drove off, I'm gonna chase her down and spray her windows with my Shit Pistol."
by wansambenlovin March 23, 2010
mugGet the Shit Pistolmug.

shit pony

Comes from Ireland in the early 1700's, when the locals would deposit there shit onto the pony.
ed: i need to do a dump
bill: a word dump?
ed: no a regular dump!
bill: well here comes the shit pony!
by William Oxford December 6, 2004
mugGet the shit ponymug.

The cider shits

The shit you have after a day of drinking cheap cider or other cheap alcohol, that has a recognisable smell or might smell like the alcohol you previously drank.
Ah man I had the cider shits proper bad the other day because i drank white storm and lambrini
by north east knowledge September 24, 2017
mugGet the The cider shitsmug.

supermarket shit

frozen dinners from the supermarket, like pizza or potato skins or TV dinners, you get the idea. You buy this object at the supermarket, nuke it at home and chow it watching videos.
Since Esmeralda left me, all I been eatin is supermarket shit. Tonight it's Jalapeno Poppers! #soexcited

Yeah, I know he weighs 400 pounds cause he only eats that supermarket shit . His mom's convection oven can cook 3 pies at a time. #nothisfault
by Bronau February 18, 2017
mugGet the supermarket shitmug.

OLD SHIT

Old Man, Dad, or Grampa who's loosing it
That old shit can't even wipe his ass anymore!
by NickerDick November 1, 2018
mugGet the OLD SHITmug.

shit lag

When you move time zones and your shitting schedule is thrown off for weeks, due to the time change. It is similar to jet lag, but it is much more difficult to recover from.
Man, it's been a month since I moved from NY to TX, and my shitting schedule is still off. I just can't get into a normal routine. I'm suffering from a severe case of shit lag.
by warspreadeagle September 5, 2013
mugGet the shit lagmug.

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