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blue veined junket gun

British and Commonwealth, esp. Antipodes

an erect penis with azure veining and jerry's helmet locked and loaded and about to deliver a large quantity of love custard over a young lady's tits or other suitable target.
"Dave pulled his blue veined junket gun from it's fleshy holster and squeezed off half a pint of baby batter over Marcia's tits"
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An expression used by Trixie Mattel to make fun of or parodise something in a stereotypical southern american accent
Person 1: „Why do these gay people need a parade, why do they need to be so in your face about it?“
Person 2 (with irony): „If you want my gun, try and take it“
by Langiuca October 3, 2023
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A Black Gun

definition of someone who is a "Black Gun"

a black gun is a person who just exists, follows orders, no thoughts no ambitions, just an organism that is alive but not living, aka someone who doesn't have major interest or hobbies, but does they're work and job, not many people can stay being black guns in life, but those who do never fire they're shot and they'll never realise they're potential and just exist until they die
example:
person 1:Jim your such a Black Gun, why are you even here
Jim:Whatever you say
by Blaze the dragon June 22, 2024
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Mud Gun

The human anus in the act of defecation
Shooting the mud gun” or “taking a shit
Well it’s 8am and I just had my coffee, time to go fire the Mud Gun
by crbrewski October 29, 2020
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cum gun

the penis is god's gift of a cosmetic cum gun
by Youngboyonpornhub November 27, 2023
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Shoe Gun

A term used to describe situations or tools that places you into a worst position, usually self-inflicted. This term is similar to "Foot Gun", except was used heavily in the American South West and particularly in the early 2010s. There has been debates on which term came first, but evidence points to originating in southern Colorado.
Allowing business users the ability to make technical decisions is a shoe gun. The last thing you'll want to do cause yourself future problems when they promise imaginary things or commit to unrealistic deadlines.
by James Flavorelli April 3, 2025
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A euphemism for do not get completely obliterated at your local bar and even expect to drive away intoxicated!
Some poor “mule” decided it was a great idea to don’t take your guns to town and wound up camping outside of federal penitentiary somehow.
by DaveShaw June 7, 2018
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