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Max

A bloke who is maxed out on all the good qualities.

Max looks, max wit, max charm, max chest hair, max ability to make you smile, deserving of max amount of xoxo's, the absolute max amount of crayons you can fit into one box, max persuasion to convince you lettuce belongs on fajitas, max memories to be made. Basically, someone who could easily max out your heart.
Girls, particularly one girl from Louisiana, really had absolutely no chance when it came to Max. She is doomed and can't help but to max-fancy such a smart, handsome, funny, sweet, thoughtful, all around knock your knickers off bloke.
by raginlittlecajun June 9, 2021
mugGet the Maxmug.

Turd maxxing

Where one does the act of freezing a turd and shoving it up their anus.
Daniel "lets get Kyle and make him do turd maxxing"
by gangster definitons March 19, 2024
mugGet the Turd maxxingmug.

bms to the max no ruby

when someone is annoying you, you say this
mugGet the bms to the max no rubymug.

Max Gold

Very swag human. The coolest person to ever exist.
You know max gold?

Yes. Isn’t that the swaggest person alive?
by Osodkdkosoxkwkkw December 7, 2021
mugGet the Max Goldmug.

Max

Good friend with a massive whopping dong, and he’s super gay
That right there is a Gucci max
by Lookyherebucko March 12, 2019
mugGet the Maxmug.

Mini Max

Mini Max is a derogatory word for someone with a small dick. If you consistently call someone a Mini Max it undermines the kids self-esteem and makes him feel bad about something he can’t control.
Sally: “hey suzie, how was your date with the hot guy yesterday?”
Suzie: “You mean Mini Max?!?! It was a disaster! His dick was so small it was embarrassing! I sent him home crying.”
by TheManThing November 22, 2017
mugGet the Mini Maxmug.

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