Master-planned

Every city, from New York to California, has developments that are or were once called master-planned before or after being built.
Master-planned buildings are in every city, they're both new and old, there were master-planned buildings being built long before World War 2.
by Solid Mantis July 24, 2020
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master pizza

See also: "Eternal Suffering"

The place I used to work at.

A shitty pizza place in the local Mayfield Heights Ohio area. It's expensive as fuck for shitty food, as well as salads which people wanna get even though they're going to a fucking pizza place. The employees all seem to have their lives in a shitshow and are all on a fast track to hell.

The food can be decent or disgusting and that's it. An easy employment to get since they're always extremely underemployed, especially if you want to hate your life, cause you'll get hired from showing up to the interview and immediately start getting overwhelmed. Working there is hell. Your coworkers don't help with shit and will lie to try to lay their work on you, and call off last minute so you have to work more cause you didn't want to die enough already.

You can expect to be extremely overworked even if no one ever comes into the fucking resturaunt. And no matter what time your shift ends at, you can expect to get out 2-4 hours later plus your 30 minute to 1 hour clean up time, cause fuck you.

Overall a crap place. Don't work here if you wanna enjoy your job or life.
1.
Jim: "Hey, I'm looking for a job that will easily hire me, pay me minimal wages, and overall really just make me wanna kill myself."
Carl: "Oh, well have you applied to Master Pizza?"
Jim: "You think they can meet those requirements?"
Carl: "Of course! It's such a shitty place that your expectations will instantly be met, plus way more stuff to make you wanna die!"

2.
Sindy: " Hey I'm really hungry, can we get some food?"
Bob: "Sure. What are you in the mood for?"
Sindy: "I'm really in the mood for shitty pizza. But I'm not sure we have any shitty pizza places in our area."
Bob: "I know! We can get Master Pizza!" They make crap pizza that you'll hate."
Sindy: "That's a wonderful idea!"
by Le_Doctor_ November 13, 2017
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Tung-Fu Master

When he goes sweet and low and beats that pussy up!!!!!
"Walter Denham" is the Tung-Fu Master because he master Barbara's pussy last night!!!!
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muffler masters

The gayest group of men you’ve ever met. Until the clothes come off. Then suddenly everyone goes back to being hetero. Very strange
You ever been to muffler masters? So weird
by Griz1692 April 6, 2023
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Geeb master

The ultimate geeb master(two-airway water bottle dropped into a slightly larger glass of water: when "weed" is lit on fire causing the most sexy weed pull known to mankind). His geeb pull ranking is over his girlfriends.
by notpoop December 6, 2022
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Duck Master

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charlie masters

a ultimate giga chad of pure strength and muscle is some on i named a Charlie masters it means there strong a amazing
by fyroluck August 7, 2024
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