Pluff mud

The inability to speculate what it was you ate from looking at the newly laid poop in the toilet bowl.

After the boys went barhopping together last night, John knew he had eaten something off the sports bar menu but couldn't tell what that was from his pluff mud he just dropped at the gas station on the way into work the next day.

by Turkeybutt1 August 10, 2023

Mud Minnow

A little person who only has sex with black men.

"You have NO shot with Katy, you're too white. Katy is a mud minnow after all!"

by skunkys August 10, 2023

Mud queef

A mud queef is the act of projectile queefing fecal matter that has ejected from the anus and rolled Into the vagina.

Big Bertha shit her pants and later mud queefed at the dinner table

by Trish steinberger August 10, 2023

Mud Stomper

Noun - A person of native descent. American, Indian, Australian, or otherwise.

Doug, the Mud Stomper is right, I'm sure his people know the way around the land.

by Erika Erikkson August 11, 2023

Chattanooga mud tugger

A Big Dirty Mexican Man that puts their toes in your asshole for a mcChicken.

I saw Jared yesterday and he offered to give me a Chattanooga mud Tugger.

by Hawgsbe November 13, 2020

mud

ecstasy pills

j grxxn: yo you got mud?

by KaelynUD November 16, 2020

My name is mud

I'm in trouble

"We had our words, a common spat
So I kissed him upside the cranium with an aluminum baseball bat
My name is Mud"

by anonymous November 30, 2020