lesbian talk

when something is is stupid or something happens in life that is stupid
walking by something and you bump into a water bottle it falls that’s LESBIAN TALK
by chuck is not the one June 29, 2022
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What I call homo-sapiens addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes
Person 1: Good...you are now "The Country Of Versailles Is Not Breathing (Lesbian)".
by ToheGavelisoNotiloni January 19, 2025
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feral lesbian

a man with an absolutely massive wang who likes other men - (jb)
hey james huband is such a feral lesbian
by skettyspagehtti December 04, 2020
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The Lesbian Exception

If an out of the closet lesbian has had no success in dating for 5 years or more, they may marry their trans masc best friend.
"Hey did you hear Linda's getting married?"
"I thought she didn't have a girlfriend!"
"She didn't, she called upon The Lesbian Exception!"
by A Bit Sapphic July 10, 2023
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Roller skate lesbian

Some girl: I wanna date a person that can roller skate!

Roller Skate Lesbians: :)
by RyeBread420 July 27, 2021
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Lesbian hands

Hands that are very clean, nails that are very, very short, fingers that are very agile and strong. Preferably longer fingers. Jewelry is minimal or maybe nonexistent (ready for action at anytime). These hands are usually soft but understandable callus from guitar playing or rock climbing.
Stacey: "I wish my boyfriend had lesbian hands :("
Leslie, "His nails ARE too long, just ask to trim them even shorter"
Stacey, "Good idea, you're my best friend Stacey"
Leslie, "I know."
by holymeowly April 24, 2023
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Chopstick Lesbian

A chopstick lesbian is a person who controls the abilities of eating, she uses them to impress girls and eats pussy without chopsticks, but with her fingers. She might not be obviously gay but if you look twice, you will see the dirtiness in her eyes. For the first date she will ask you out to the asian snack house next door.
oh my god, she can eat so much!
Yeah, she's a chopstick lesbian ;)
by chopstickx July 06, 2022
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