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Job Defier

General term for someone with face/neck tattoos, forbidding them from most career paths that they likely have no wish in pursuing anyway. Therefore they are a "Job Defier"
: Damn! Look at that hood ass mexican with all the face ink!
: That's a job defier for you, letting everyone know he's banging until the day he dies. Or most likely until he gets locked up for good.
by Graea August 21, 2013
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Netflix job

Any occupation where you have so much free time that you can safely watch Netflix on the clock without fear of repercussions.
I just started this new maintenance gig and it's already turned out to be a Netflix job.
by Invictus912 October 12, 2018
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ring job

simalar to a rim job, the person sticks their tongue inside the asshole representing a ring.
peron 1;Ashlee gave me a ring job last nnight it was amazing!
by Emily ALeon January 13, 2008
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church job

guy1: dood i just got a bj
guy2: whered u get it
guy1: at church
guy2: sweet so you got a church job
Guy1: yep
by jobman May 17, 2007
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Job for a Cowboy

-noun

One of the worst bands I have ever heard next to "A Fallen Aesthetic." It's nothing but a bunch of sloppy, overly-distorted guitar riffs, and the drums are so bad you could pick up some sticks and bang a drumset and it would sound just the same. And their songs and lyrics are about things like eating a taquito and subsequently taking a dump. Stupid.
"Man, Job for a Cowboy sucks! But I'd rather let my ears suffer cause A Fallen Aesthetic is just gay. And the only thing more gay than the band 'A Fallen Aesthetic' is the name."

"Job for a Cowboy is so stupid. I heard their song that was about eating a taquito and taking a dump and it made me want to bash my face into the sidewalk."
by Asawisper August 7, 2008
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Job Corps

A waste of your time, Your are forced to fight for what is yours and forced to fight of over your bed, It just a ghetto and a trailer park put together, There is no job training now skills building, You spend 2-3 years of pure misery dealing with people that are not potty trained and wind up getting lost in the woods or wind up dead in the back alleys of a crime-ridden towns
Job Corps is a scam, You get stranded in the middle of no-wear and wind up living in a shed and eating out of the dumpsters when you find the nearest town, Job Corps is a dead end for everyone
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Q Job

The act of giving oral sex and at the same time inserting one's pinky finger into the recipients anus, intended to simulate a homosexual ménage à trois between only two parties. Circa.2010.
Person 1- "I wanna threesome, but we're down a man..."
Person 2 - "You want a Q job or something then?"
by Q job March 23, 2010
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