Gentlemen's Job

A shot of Gentleman Jack while getting a blow job while wearing a bow tie

Lisa gave me a Gentlemen's Job after the black tie gala last night.

by Sentneced2LIFE November 21, 2016

Titty job

When a girl uses her boobs on a dick. She doesn’t need to have big boobs but it works best if she’s at least a d.

Guy 1: Hanna doesn’t give blowjobs.
Guy 2: Then how can you stand to date her?
Guy 1: she gives me titty jobs instead, I still would much prefer a bj.

by nutella137 February 21, 2021

ring job

simalar to a rim job, the person sticks their tongue inside the asshole representing a ring.

peron 1;Ashlee gave me a ring job last nnight it was amazing!

by Emily ALeon January 13, 2008

church job

when you get some ass at church

guy1: dood i just got a bj
guy2: whered u get it
guy1: at church
guy2: sweet so you got a church job
Guy1: yep

by jobman May 17, 2007

Job for a Cowboy

-noun

One of the worst bands I have ever heard next to "A Fallen Aesthetic." It's nothing but a bunch of sloppy, overly-distorted guitar riffs, and the drums are so bad you could pick up some sticks and bang a drumset and it would sound just the same. And their songs and lyrics are about things like eating a taquito and subsequently taking a dump. Stupid.

"Man, Job for a Cowboy sucks! But I'd rather let my ears suffer cause A Fallen Aesthetic is just gay. And the only thing more gay than the band 'A Fallen Aesthetic' is the name."

"Job for a Cowboy is so stupid. I heard their song that was about eating a taquito and taking a dump and it made me want to bash my face into the sidewalk."

by Asawisper August 7, 2008

Job Corps

A waste of your time, Your are forced to fight for what is yours and forced to fight of over your bed, It just a ghetto and a trailer park put together, There is no job training now skills building, You spend 2-3 years of pure misery dealing with people that are not potty trained and wind up getting lost in the woods or wind up dead in the back alleys of a crime-ridden towns

Job Corps is a scam, You get stranded in the middle of no-wear and wind up living in a shed and eating out of the dumpsters when you find the nearest town, Job Corps is a dead end for everyone

by mnExpEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee August 13, 2018

Q Job

The act of giving oral sex and at the same time inserting one's pinky finger into the recipients anus, intended to simulate a homosexual ménage à trois between only two parties. Circa.2010.

Person 1- "I wanna threesome, but we're down a man..."
Person 2 - "You want a Q job or something then?"

by Q job March 23, 2010