super straight

A word closeted gay men use. Whenever a man says he's "super straight" he's actually super gay, but he isn't out yet so he will use that code word.

Hey dude are you gay.
No I'm "super straight"
Oh. I got u man

by thiskindagaytbhbutaight April 2, 2021

Super Straight

A man who is only attracted to cis women.

Rick: I'd like to set you up with my friend Karla
John: oh, sorry man. I'm sure she's great, but I'm super straight

Rick: ah. Tight.

by TheSwagatron December 18, 2021

Omni-Straight

All knowing of the Straight kind, all straight, only straight, nothing else.

Did you hear that Luke is Omni-Straight now?

He isn’t bi, he’s Omni-Straight

It’s impossible to be Homo if you’re Omni-Straight.

by Applesauce apples October 17, 2019

Super Straight

A made-up new sexuality that people of the LGBT community have problems with.

Y'all need to calm down for 5 seconds. being super straight isn't transphobic, some people just want to fuck a girl and not expect to see a dick

by omar fish March 14, 2021

super straight

super straights are closeted gay men with piss kinks

a random 16 y/o on tiktok-"im super straight , trans women aren't real women."

another 16 y/o - "nah bro you're just super single and super closeted "

by lesbianenby March 8, 2021

Straight Pride Month

The month when heterosexuality is celebrated. Straight Pride Month is every month, but especially March. Straight Pride parades can be anywhere. Most people that are against this kind of pride are against normalcy. There are also people that are tolerant of both heterosexuality and other sexual orientations.

My friends are planning on celebrating Straight Pride Month.

by ineedaspicegirl January 22, 2021

straight dude sex

Any act resulting in orgasm between two straight men but involving no kissing, cuddling, or touching of balls.

"Hey Tad, Suzy blew me off again. Wanna come over for some straight dude sex?"

by Bubbrubb July 26, 2008