Hat Abuse

The action in wich someone abuses another persons hat

STOP THIS HAT ABUSE

by eric noblesmen August 29, 2018

ASS HAT

One or more persons drops pants and place their bare asses on the victims head, take a photo and laugh your own ass off.

Mayr is a frequent wearer of an ass hat.
He does not find it funny butt we do.

by JFFFP September 25, 2011

Ass hat

The disposable paper ring that you use to protect yourself from a dirty toilet seat

That toilet seat cover kind of resembles a hat you can where on your bottom. Making it an ass hat

by Badapple187 July 12, 2022

hat

hat is the annoying misspelled word “what”

guy 1: hat are you doing today?

guy 2: ?
guy 1: ugh *what

by gerald daddy October 17, 2019

CAT AND THE HAT

When someone talking wild

Skyler *starts tweaking*
walter"THAT BITCH ON CAT IN THE HAT"
CAT AND THE HAT

by Dirt sandwitch May 7, 2024

top hat trick

When someone pulls a lie out of nowhere within a few seconds.

Person A: I can't believe what Person C said to me.
Person B: What did he say?
Person A: I told him yesterday about the report, right?
Well, when I told him about them this morning, he said nothing for a few seconds, then said, "I had to go to an important family meeting!", even though he never said anything about it yesterday.
Person B: He's lying.
He's doing a top hat trick.

by ChameleonDragon May 5, 2018

Party Hat Penis

Displaying excitement regardless of personal feelings. Based off the concept of wearing a party hat around your waist and over your crotch as a comical and fallic accessory.

I’m gonna have to be a real party hat penis tonight - I got no sleep yesterday.

by Goombi Mcbumberson December 4, 2021