Fake Wake 

The act of trying to sound wide awake and chipper when called and woken out of a deep sleep, including the disguising of morning grovel voice.

8:30am. Phone rings. Bill, dead asleep, picks it up:

Bill: Hello? (chipper)
Ted: Dude, did I wake you?
Bill: Hell no, I've been up since 4:30 doing push-ups.
Ted: Liar. Caught you in a fake wake.

Fake Wake by Nuts & Berries August 20, 2009

fake load 

When a show you are streaming appears to be fully loaded but in reality the load bar is full and the show isn't really loaded

Friend 1: Okay movie is loaded lets watch it

*10 minutes later*

Friend 2: Why did it stop, I thought it was ready.

Friend 1: It was a fake load.

fake load by Anonym0us11 December 2, 2011

Fake fresh 

mattooooo

mattoo is looking fake fresh today!

Fake fresh by ppenguinf January 16, 2012

Fake 

Fake is someone who pretends to be your friend but they always talk shit about you when you're not around so technically the are Sons of bitches.

Teen girl"She's like so fucking fake like.....ugh"Teen girls Bff "LIKE,...... Ugh

Fake by Eric da fuckin truth April 28, 2016

fake ginger 

The person that sits next to Devarion in 5th hour

you fake ginger

fake ginger by Devarion May 16, 2018

fake friend

someone who said they would always be there for you but they aren't. someone who one day decides you aren't worth their time and try to find someone better. someone you thought you could rely on, but then stabs you in the back in the process of their betrayal. a fake friend is a person that makes you feel worthless, jealous, angry, and sad, all at the same time. you can never rely on them, but somehow, you stay with them. in that toxic relationship you can't get out of. there is no escape from them. you just have to sit there and wait.

erin: i don't know what to do. i don't know how to act around her.
elly: she's a fake friend. dont hang around her so much if you keep feeling this pain.

fake friend by en@gy November 20, 2018

fake 

jamie

jamie stood in front of mo and mike, smiling kindly as she spoke to them. when they walked away, jamie smirked. “dumb bitches.” what a fake dumb asshole jamie was.

fake by jo black May 15, 2019