A person who rages too much at 9 year old minecraft girls when they kill him in bedwars. He has a very tiny limp dick that can never pleasure any girl. He has no friends. He looks like a fucking chicken embryo piece of shit, and ate 290 chicken nuggets so you know he's a fat fuck, he weighs more than the amount of chicken nuggets he got. Logan on the other hand has a 12 inch cock and plays fortnite duos with Ethan's mom. Ethan is another word for retard.
by Ieatass69lolkillthejews January 11, 2019
literally the friendliest most sustainable guy you’ll ever find and a 10/10 cat dad.
Amazing music taste, super nice and so cool.
Amazing music taste, super nice and so cool.
person 1: hey is that your friend ethan?
person 2: yeah obviously! Look how cool he is
person 3: man, i wish i had an ethan as a friend.
person 2: yeah obviously! Look how cool he is
person 3: man, i wish i had an ethan as a friend.
by iheartglee October 06, 2021
by Angel the cool guy March 29, 2022
by saxon24 December 09, 2021
lets get to the chase if were not talking abiut ethans blue slimy toes conversation over, his kids are needing of a grand slamming and he has no time for losers
by A3KT3K October 19, 2019
alright lets get one thing straight ethans toes are so buttery your tongue would slip off within NANOSECONDS please be careful around an ethan as they tend to suck blue cheese anywhere at anytime
by A3KT3K October 19, 2019
ethan likes blue cheese but maybe thats for the worse because he looks as blue as my frosted flaked dick, anway i hope we can meet face to face ethan, bye xoxo
by A3KT3K October 19, 2019