How To Be: Emo is an internet short created in 2004 by director Christian Bretz. Filmed in the style of a 1950's informational short, it features a teen named Billy (played by Trent Teigan) and his quest to become emo. Guided by a disembodied voice in the form of a narrator, Billy learns about emo culture, fashion, music, discrimination, and other important aspects of emo life. How To Be: Emo pokes fun at many different subcultures in addition to emo, including jocks, wiggers, and preps. One of the greatest additions to 2000's emo culture since emogame. It can be found at somethingdirectory.com
How To Be: Emo was perfectly good as a 21 minute black-and-white short. It does NOT need to be made into a full-length movie.
by i like to knit, fool October 14, 2006
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emo kid-im gonna go cut myself because my gf dumped me for a real man!
emo kid#2-i bet it was one of those metalheads..
**emo basher-fuck yeah u fucking faggots!
**cuts emos w/ their own blade**
bwahahaha
emo kid#2-i bet it was one of those metalheads..
**emo basher-fuck yeah u fucking faggots!
**cuts emos w/ their own blade**
bwahahaha
by spaztichesher January 9, 2008
Get the emo basher mug.They dont want to be like everyone else. I personally am sick of seeing wiggers who think they are ghetto, but u dont see me bringing them down. We just like to listen to our music and relate to it. We dont want to bother other people so we deal with it differently..soo whats wrong with that?
by Kasia November 17, 2004
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Jock Jason: Look at those emo kids with their girl jeans on listening to that stupid MCR..
Emo Eric: Look at those emo haters, why cant they accept everyone for who they are?
Emo Eric: Look at those emo haters, why cant they accept everyone for who they are?
by Curious Karen June 20, 2006
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Tom: They were emo taxes, they cut themselves.
Barry: I need a smoke.
Tom: I need a better accountant.
Tom: They were emo taxes, they cut themselves.
Barry: I need a smoke.
Tom: I need a better accountant.
by dano jamo February 5, 2009
Get the emo taxes mug.Someone who epitomises the sappy and gay elements of regular demographics such as goths, teen boppers, punkers, skaters, surfers, etc.
Emo fag: My girlfriend, Janie, blocked me on Yahoo!IM. I knew she blocked me 'coz she was on AIM, but she didn't know I knew that. This makes me sad like the time my Taking Back Sunday signed skateboard was run over. I think I might take some Sudafed to help me bring and end to this life.
by La Douche April 13, 2004
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b)This is a difficult name to define because it defies many boundaries of human perception, let alone various languages. One of the closest translations that experts give is God or many other variations of that general idea.
Other definitions are thought to be:
Tao
Chi
The Great Spirit
Chuck Norris
Energy
Infinity
Sublime
ect
Despite the fact that various names have been pinned to Emodan, its seems that all of the above examples (including that of God)cannot even withstand the magnitude of Emodan.
The reason this name continues to elude even the brightest of human minds is that the idea of Emodan cannot possibly exist in a dimensional state. Emodan is so powerful, it defies all laws of this or any other universe. Recent studies have shown that people who have attempted to comprehend this name have either disappeared, died spontaneously, or driven themselves into a pertinent state of insanity and/or catatonia. One common belief is that Emodan is possibly the grounds on which everything and nothing is based. It seems to surpass the idea of infinity. Quantum physicists report that this Daniel is Everything and Nothing. It or He is said to have unexplainable connections with the String and Superstring Theories as Emodan resonates within every single layer of the multi-dimensional complex and yet still exists beyond that point which is where scientists have lost the trail. Various theologists and spiritual leaders believe that Emodan is one who is, as they say, "The Answer". All attempts to understand this idea of Emodan have failed.
c)Unforgotten Legend
b)This is a difficult name to define because it defies many boundaries of human perception, let alone various languages. One of the closest translations that experts give is God or many other variations of that general idea.
Other definitions are thought to be:
Tao
Chi
The Great Spirit
Chuck Norris
Energy
Infinity
Sublime
ect
Despite the fact that various names have been pinned to Emodan, its seems that all of the above examples (including that of God)cannot even withstand the magnitude of Emodan.
The reason this name continues to elude even the brightest of human minds is that the idea of Emodan cannot possibly exist in a dimensional state. Emodan is so powerful, it defies all laws of this or any other universe. Recent studies have shown that people who have attempted to comprehend this name have either disappeared, died spontaneously, or driven themselves into a pertinent state of insanity and/or catatonia. One common belief is that Emodan is possibly the grounds on which everything and nothing is based. It seems to surpass the idea of infinity. Quantum physicists report that this Daniel is Everything and Nothing. It or He is said to have unexplainable connections with the String and Superstring Theories as Emodan resonates within every single layer of the multi-dimensional complex and yet still exists beyond that point which is where scientists have lost the trail. Various theologists and spiritual leaders believe that Emodan is one who is, as they say, "The Answer". All attempts to understand this idea of Emodan have failed.
c)Unforgotten Legend
"Oh Man,I hear Emo Dan is gonna be here soon, lets get out of here"
"Do you know who my boyfriend is? Emo Dan"
"Yo I work for Emo Dan"
"Do you know who my boyfriend is? Emo Dan"
"Yo I work for Emo Dan"
by Katrina Hours May 18, 2008
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