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a douching of cyclists

A group of inconsiderate bicyclists riding together, blocking traffic. Frequently seen in brightly colored spandex with crotch bulges and weird looking asses.
Sorry I'm late, I got stuck behind a douching of cyclists for miles on my way in.
by Happiness And Death April 12, 2019
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mind douche

What you use after you get mind fucked.
man thats a total mind fuck, better grab a mind douche.
by miniburch May 7, 2009
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douche queen

Look at that douche queen. What a faggotron da vinci.
by NoodleGuppy October 3, 2011
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Douche Canoe

Someone who is such a douche, that his/her douchiness fills a small boat.
That guy cut me off! What a fucking douche canoe!
by Can't find my nipples April 24, 2015
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Drive-by Douch

Inverse Drive-by Douche:

1. The regular drive-by douche is to yell out inappropriate, and sometimes nonsensical words or sentence or sounds that have no effect on the pedestrian, but the inverse would be to drive by and yell out intellectual/inspirational/philosophical things such as quotes or ideas.
Me: dude, let's drive-by douche!

Ron: how?
Me: let's yell: “electrons are waves AND particles!”

Believe in yourself!!”

“Pain is temporary, victory is forever!”

“Society is a manifestation of individuals collectively trying to be individuals but pathetically resulting in just being all the same
by Mo-ez June 14, 2010
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Douche Canoe

Someone who is being such an ass that they need to immediately leave your presence and float away forever like a canoe
Wyatt left you on read and hasn’t replied in over a week? What a douche canoe
by mlex July 15, 2019
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douche over

When a guy who has long enough hair combs it over to the one side ultimately looking like a douche bag.
Grahams sweater vest looks quit appropriate with his well styled douche over.
by Erinz June 16, 2008
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