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cozy cum

When a man ejaculates and he has a warm feeling in his testicles and cock.
"Dude, last night when I was watching porn, I had a cozy cum."
by dickyoudown187 December 14, 2015
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Cum Gumbo

The act of two or more legally consenting adult males combining recently ejacualted semen, mixing it together, and consuming this tasty concoction.
"My Friday night was pretty chill, just invited a few buddies over and shared a delicious cum gumbo
by B-dones August 30, 2018
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Cum Tripping

Psychedelic hallucinations resulting from a person's semen blood toxicity level reaching 0.4 or higher. Cum Tripping is not for the faint of heart. Obtaining what is often referred as "Salty Nirvana" requires years of painstaking practice and dedication. Some Cum Trip the first time they attempt to, some never have the pleasure.
After years of sucking and fucking, and countless gallons of semen, I finally cum tripped my balls off.

Last night I felt God for the first time in my life while cum tripping in the East Village.
by ballstroker May 25, 2014
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stank cum

when you are fucking a dude in the ass and he farts on your dick and the gas particles seep into your tip so when you cum it stanks
damn bro yo stank cum smells like expired milk
by jizz creamery April 19, 2022
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the cum monster

The disowned brother of the Cookie Monster, he loves to guzzle a certain white juice. Beware the Cum Monster, for he will suck you off while you sleep and grow stronger with every nut.
"The Cum Monster came into my house last night and sucked off my whole family!"
by suckadickforadollar November 14, 2022
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Cum rum

A well known mind altering substance in liquid form brought by many’s blood related uncles to family gatherings made by fermented cum extracted from the oldest in the family that has been fermenting in the family’s dead grandmothers ashes for 21 1/2 days in a container maintaining all condensation creating its own environment while sitting in area with its exterior environment over 90 degrees Fahrenheit. This harsh and warm environment causes MRNA molecules to code DNA molecules in the ash to attack all semen cells causing a common substance known as artificial testicular acid. This is then fed to local chickens where it is consumed rapidly causing the female chickens to lay toxic eggs. These eggs are cracked into a bowl, mixed with vaginal discharge to create the common intoxicating drink known as “uncle chucks cum rum” aka “Cum Rum”.
by DR Shotta May 12, 2021
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cum freedom

Cumming as many times as possible in a 24 hour period.
I love having cum freedom days with my partner(s).
by Pinky Slingerland July 23, 2019
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