cream cheese farm

A place where cream cheese is harvested and cultivated.

"Hey mom, I wanna visit the cream cheese farm!"

by The muffin man October 30, 2003

Sumatran Ice Cream Cone

A female version of Arabian Goggles where the girl drops a breast on the unsuspecting guys face.

John passed out and got a Sumatran Ice Cream Cone from Suzie.

by Babraham Lincoln October 3, 2008

Cream of Mushroom Soup

Man Juice; jizz cum The shit that comes out of you dick dude.

"Have you given your chick the daily alloted amount of Cream of Mushroom Soup Yet"

by Zein July 1, 2006

rice cream

A large amount of rice packed tightly in a small bowl, chilled, and then eaten, mainly by drunken idiots.

Zack: what's that your eating?
Kevin: Rice Cream!!!!!
Zack, Kevin, and Matt: YYYAAAYYY!!!

by Cooper Baggins April 9, 2008

California Ass Cream

When one person shits into a cup and then wraps the other person's penis around it and begans to have Oral sex with it.

Oh yeah, my Girlfriend gave me some California Ass Cream two nights ago!

by werdtobigbird June 2, 2009

Ice Cream Man

A term denoting if someone is homosexual.

Bro #1: Hey, let's stop at that club. It looks bumpin'.

Bro #2: Are you gay or something? That place is full of Ice Cream Men.

-or-

Bro #1: I don't know what it is about bill but he gives off a weird vibe.

Bro #2: He's a total Ice Cream Man, dude. Didn't you see him trying to hit on me last week?

by archangelGTZNegger March 27, 2011

chocolate ice cream cone

When one chick takes a dump in another chick's mouth with most still hanging out. Then the man drags his sack across the mouth full of shit and drops his bag in the other girl's mouth, giving her a nice chocolate ice cream cone

Tim: I had Tina and Kim so sprung during our threesome last night I ended up giving Kim a Chocolate Ice Cream Cone.
Alex: I Tina enjoyed the taste of Kim's shit as much as Kim did.

by TheDiscoDonger October 17, 2013