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i am cool like that

A nicer way of saying " I don't need your help, I am good the way I am"
Mom: can I help you with your homework?

Son: no, shove off, I am cool like that.
by Sexydimma February 18, 2015
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No Strawberries in our Cool Whip

A phrase used by people like your boss as a miserable attempt to convey a nuance leading to confusion and a lack of respect. Usually preceded by something like "Now, I want to be clear on this:"
Caucasian Corporate Middle Manager: "Now, I want to dynamicize this project by stripping out the unnecessities. We don't want no strawberries in our cool whip."
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trifecta of coolness

Top three coolest, most loyal, ride or die friends u have.
Its time for a safety meeting but don't tell everyone- its only for the trifecta of coolness.
by kitegirlkitegirl April 19, 2015
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cool

I'm so cool more cool than you
by butt hole 1112890 June 2, 2015
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Coolness Aura

A form of self-presentation that connotes that one is a big stinking deal. This is actually hardly ever the case, especially in backwards places like the Midwest, where everyone is middle-classed and buys their clothing from an outlet mall. However, to imitate one who is worthy of coolness is to have a coolness aura is to be cool.
"I can't write him back right away. It will destroy my coolness aura."

"I only hand out a like every once and a while to maintain my coolness aura."

"I gave her a nasty look. Not for any real reason. Unless that reason is coolness aura..."
by Gingsterlicious June 4, 2015
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cool raccoon

Bob: hey, why is Petricia such a cool raccoon?

Tom: I don't know, she's probably Canadian
by JaruulVagina August 4, 2015
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cool your tools

a work friendly way to say calm your tits ; the only way to tell a bitch to calm down
Margaret: omg I fucking hate you
Bob: cool your tools margaret
by coolyourtools September 8, 2016
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