Somebody who chooses the bible verses they like and disregards the verses they do not like. So they can continue to live in a shell.
Jerry is a Christian Cherrypicker, he thinks homosexuality is a sin but wears mixed fabrics and eats fish.
by Vegan Atheist December 9, 2017

Someone who is the worlds sweetest guy ever. He will do anything for you. He will do anything in your honor. He has the biggest heart every. He will treat any girl the way they should be treat. He is a rare guy that you never really see. He cares,takes anything you say into consideration,will always ask if you are ok. He will be the sweetest boyfriend ever to man kind.
Girl 1: Yo I really want Baileys boyfriend.
Girl 2:Who is she dating?
Girl 1:She’s dating Christian.
Girl 2:Omg she is so lucky I wish I was her. He is apparently the best boy in this school.
Girl 2:Who is she dating?
Girl 1:She’s dating Christian.
Girl 2:Omg she is so lucky I wish I was her. He is apparently the best boy in this school.
by BMY2008 January 6, 2019

Commonly used as an insult, to describe someone as small or puny with a midget like build. Also used to describe wet dog food in some cases.
"Your acting like a Christian Roche". John has short man syndrome so we call him a Christian Roche. "My dog loves some Christian Roche for dinner".
by Chris DW July 30, 2022

by orthodox easton April 10, 2022

Christian is a person who is short and is with a girl named onella who never answers her cousin anymore and calls her a witch
by Dibbia November 22, 2021

A person who hasn't been near a church since their Christening and knows bugger all about Christian beliefs but due to their right wing political leanings defines themselves as Christian.
Often as an attempt to justify religious bigotry e. g. "I don't want no moozlims bringing their Shania law to this country. I'm a Christian this is a Christian county"
Often as an attempt to justify religious bigotry e. g. "I don't want no moozlims bringing their Shania law to this country. I'm a Christian this is a Christian county"
" Jeff thinks pancake day is a celebration of how tasty pancakes are and doesn't even go to church at Christmas but he's racist so naturally he's a political Christian."
by Uffish Tea November 6, 2018

He looks like a god! All girls fall in love with him! But he is a really lovely person. His family and his friends have the first place in his life.
by lisi020501 January 4, 2017
