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christian

a guy that's tired of searching his name up and only getting religion related results. has a really big dick and gets all the girls.
look at that christian
by idek my name January 23, 2017
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christian

He's the best friend you can ever have he 's not a mandolin like some of his friends you definitely want to be his friend he 's handsome
Christian is the real nigga
by pendejon November 21, 2016
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Christian's 4-2 Rule

A debate rule which goes as follows:
At the average 6 round tournament, you should expect to lose two rounds. One of these rounds will be against a team that kicks the shit out of you, and the other will be a slip up. The four other rounds are won.
Wayzata: Christian's 4-2 Rule holds true once again at the NDF tournament
Vaskez: told you!
by ccans July 26, 2021
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Christian

Christian in a little bit of everything. He's sweet, but he's a bitch. He's supportive but he's also an egotistical piece of shit. But no matter what he is, he is everything to you and you know you can never let him go. Christian is also extremely creative. He's an amazing writer and comes up with some of the best lines you've ever heard. Christian is also an overthinker. He's been hurt and hurt people too many times so now he's scared of love. He's scared of you. He's scared of breaking you or being broken by you. But still, Christian is everything.

P.S. What he wrote was about you and you know it.
Is that guy gay?

Oh, no that's just Christian.
by MilkChocolateBunny November 24, 2021
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Christian

Christian is one of the tall ones in the friend group. He doesn’t have a girlfriend. He has his guy friends which is why he can’t get a girlfriend. Usually, Christians usually tends to act cool even though they’re not.
by CurrySoupDumpling December 3, 2020
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Christian

A dude who is cracked at the tuba my guy.
Christian is cracked.
by '';';';';';';"""";';';';' April 15, 2022
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Christianity or Islam

Derpdorp Derpledorp "Christianity or Islam?"

Hym "Neither. Quasi-Pandeist Gnosticism. Stop doing it. You're not the creature. You didn't talk to the creature. Creature bad."
by Hym Iam April 4, 2024
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