Drive-Thru Christian

Someone who takes up Christianity when it’s convenient for them. They want something quick; their foot’s on the pedal.

He invited me back to his place after bible study, but when we were drinking our beers he tried feelin up my thigh. Guess he’s a drive-thru Christian.

by Dolly Comma February 19, 2018

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Christian

The best friend you could ever have and yeah you might search up his name and find some church website but no he's the best he'll be there for you no matter what and love you till the end he's that person you can count and and love without feeling weird to say it he's also very cute and weird also very funny the person who will make you laugh so hard but still very caring.

I can always count on christian

Or I love christian

by CCChris2504 April 11, 2017

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Christianity or Islam

Neither. False dichotomy. Boo.

Derpdorp Derpledorp "Christianity or Islam?"

Hym "Neither. Quasi-Pandeist Gnosticism. Stop doing it. You're not the creature. You didn't talk to the creature. Creature bad."

by Hym Iam April 4, 2024

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Christian

Someone who is the worlds sweetest guy ever. He will do anything for you. He will do anything in your honor. He has the biggest heart every. He will treat any girl the way they should be treat. He is a rare guy that you never really see. He cares,takes anything you say into consideration,will always ask if you are ok. He will be the sweetest boyfriend ever to man kind.

Girl 1: Yo I really want Baileys boyfriend.

Girl 2:Who is she dating?
Girl 1:She’s dating Christian.

Girl 2:Omg she is so lucky I wish I was her. He is apparently the best boy in this school.

by BMY2008 January 6, 2019

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