by Sexydimma February 18, 2015
Get the i am cool like that mug.A phrase used by people like your boss as a miserable attempt to convey a nuance leading to confusion and a lack of respect. Usually preceded by something like "Now, I want to be clear on this:"
Caucasian Corporate Middle Manager: "Now, I want to dynamicize this project by stripping out the unnecessities. We don't want no strawberries in our cool whip."
by Dr. Gangstalicious Jones, E$q. April 3, 2015
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Get the trifecta of coolness mug.A form of self-presentation that connotes that one is a big stinking deal. This is actually hardly ever the case, especially in backwards places like the Midwest, where everyone is middle-classed and buys their clothing from an outlet mall. However, to imitate one who is worthy of coolness is to have a coolness aura is to be cool.
"I can't write him back right away. It will destroy my coolness aura."
"I only hand out a like every once and a while to maintain my coolness aura."
"I gave her a nasty look. Not for any real reason. Unless that reason is coolness aura..."
"I only hand out a like every once and a while to maintain my coolness aura."
"I gave her a nasty look. Not for any real reason. Unless that reason is coolness aura..."
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