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Michigan Mike

A sexual act wherein you place a woman into an ice fishing hole and hit it from behind while she stares down a lake trout

Similar to popular videos involving step-mothers being stuck in the dryer, however with the added risk of hypothermia
You should've seen the girl Larry picked up the other day, he took out to the lake and gave her the Michigan Mike
by MichiganMike January 4, 2025
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Moisty mike

When someone sits in the middle of a circle getting cummed on while change gets thrown at them
example: want to do a moisty mike tonight
by Moisty mike dad May 10, 2018
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mike calta

A unit of measurement equivalent to the height of Mike Calta, approximately 6 feet.
Mike only got about 10 Mike Caltas away from his house before he ran out of gas.
by moosesoup September 14, 2021
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Mikeing

The act of participating in an activity and contributing nothing while somehow not obtaining anything at the same time.
Wow! He has no properties and his headset is off. He's really Mikeing this round of Monopoly.

There is a minute left, we are down by 3, he has 32 points, and he just ran into me. He's really Mikeing it on Rocket tonight.
by ImCaptainMerica January 28, 2021
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Mike Bryant

Mike Bryant is a tall, nice, loving man, but when it comes down to it he choose’s his bro’s over hoes even if Nikki Minaj’s ass was in front of him or Bhad bhabies tits. He will eat that ass so good you’ll nut out your caboose then when he licks your pussy it makes you orgasm because he’s looking at you right in the eyes. Besides that stuff he has really good bed game.
Mike Bryant slayed my pussy last night my asshole is stretched and I nutted so much when he licked my pussy
by Jameschargles April 27, 2020
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Mike Dunn

Quite a man, loves his Nintendo (especially in more personal ways) a bit of a living meme
by Tallasaur November 29, 2018
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Mike Tysed

The act of being so baked that you feel like you got knocked out by Mike Tyson.
Stoner 1: I'm so stoned I feel tysed
Stoner 2: How typed?
Stoner 1: Mike Tysed
by Ronald Diaz April 24, 2014
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