Mike D’andrea

A dirty and or greasy fuckboy who is italian. You know its the real Mike when he CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING PASS and/or gets fuckin layed out every game.

Holy fuck! did u see that greasy guido get absolutely fucked last shift?

Team mate: " Fuck yeah, if he wouldn’t have pulled a Mike D’andrea, he wouldn’t have gotten laid out.”

by Gary Faginstein December 13, 2019

mike joyce

Is an English drummer. He is best known as the drummer for The Smiths.
He sued Morrissey and Johnny Marr because he wasn't paid the same as them, he is an amazing drumer and a sweet person but some of us hate him because he is the reason of why The Smiths will never reform, not even for 50,000 dollars

"Mike Joyce is an awesome drummer!"
"Yeah, I know, can we talk about the lawsuit?" I still love him

by Basilio13 April 19, 2017

Gentle Mike

A short in stature robust man with a tiny cock. More like to want to suck the skin off a mans cock that to hold hands with a women. Love a good meal and would take one oVer a women’s vagina any day of the week and twice on Sunday. A true believer in the power of love this guy loves love. He once said if he could be reincarnated he would want to be Cupid over in the fire island pines this guys lives cock and witches all cum shots were directed at his face.

Gentle mike took 5 massive loads and was begging for more.

by Dax’s November 24, 2021

Mike

A common american name. So common, even more common then Jenny. Mike has around 513,580 people with the name and Jenny only 149,533. Step up you game Jenny. Mike is mike.

"Jenny is dead, she has been dead lol." Mike laughed.

by A Gay Child February 14, 2022

killer mike

Some random nigga who robbed Travis Scott at the Grammys.

rap fan 1: yo bump that new killer mike album
rap fan 2: who tf is killer mike
rap fan 1: the goat
rap fan 2: gun to your head name me 5 killer mike songs fn

by mrtakethatrisk April 15, 2024

Mike

Self absorbed anime lover who coincidentally happens to be bisexual and obsesses over anime girls and smokes weed 24/7/4/12/10. He is very picky when it comes to choice of video games and gets pissed over the tiniest of infractions. He'll constantly ask questions too usually something to do with your opinion on something.

You're acting like Mike right now.

by Nerdgaming104 August 31, 2022

That's a lie, Mike

You know what a lie is Michael.

Hym "You're not doing it explicitly because I said I wouldn't validate your religion. You're miming the words but really that's all there is to it. So, that's a lie, Mike. You have no intention of ever doing your religion properly. I said it before and I was right. It's a prescription for others for an illness they do not have and that is exactly why the weaponized schizophrenia too. OH! You know what I just thought of something! Well, 2 things actually. But, I gotta cut this one short. You're a liar Michael. Hell for you and your kids."

by Hym Iam March 2, 2025