if yk a thomas, call him “thomas the train” he don’t like it but oh well. but…. if yk a red head thomas, don’t lose him. he’s an ass but he gets the job done iykyk
also kinda hot on some days
also kinda hot on some days
by thomasthetrainhater November 26, 2021
Get the Thomasmug. The Thomas Special is an action in which the attacker (the person performing this action) proceeds to fart in a bag, walk into Taco Bell and scream slurs and release the bag of fart air. This move makes the attacker banned from any Taco Bell nation-wide, but known as a living legend.
by freakytaperfade420 January 30, 2025
Get the The Thomas Specialmug. Typically he has a killer smile, he's funny, smart, outgoing, but we all know his dick can fuck the whole world.
by N0lxn October 27, 2019
Get the Thomasmug. a man who is very nice and doesn’t like being called thomas the train, if you do he will kill you. He is very loving and sweet and hot. He pulls all the girls any day and all the girls love him. He is athletic and smart and lost his virginity very young.
“Omg that person is so hot, they must be named thomas.”
“OMG YESSS we better not call him thomas the train”
“Girl tots agreeed we will die”
“OMG YESSS we better not call him thomas the train”
“Girl tots agreeed we will die”
by anonymous November 10, 2021
Get the Thomasmug. Person 1: He's cute but he looks 12
Person 2: Actually he's 23
Person 1: But he looks younger
Person 2: That's the Thomas Brodie-Sangster effect, Thomas is 31 but he looks 12.
Person 2: Actually he's 23
Person 1: But he looks younger
Person 2: That's the Thomas Brodie-Sangster effect, Thomas is 31 but he looks 12.
by liitlewomen November 23, 2021
Get the The Thomas Brodie-Sangster Effectmug. An extremely rare and expensive pre-workout known for causing buff bro Chads to vape and paddle spank other bro Chads in between sets. Consumption typically results in workout gear consisting of double layered petticoats with lace ruffles for sweat absorption. Post workout protein replenishment while using is always cornmeal mush and raw halibut.
Historically, it was given to members of English parliament on the verge of abandoning British rule. Side effects included wig theft, debauchery of other Parliament members wives, violent masturbation using raw cod oils as lubricant, and long periods of blackout followed by awakening naked in the tents of rival Native American tribes.
Historically, it was given to members of English parliament on the verge of abandoning British rule. Side effects included wig theft, debauchery of other Parliament members wives, violent masturbation using raw cod oils as lubricant, and long periods of blackout followed by awakening naked in the tents of rival Native American tribes.
Chad Bro # 1: "Hey bro, did you see Tom at Planet Fitness spanking everyone in that colonist outfit?"
Chad Bro # 2: "Bro, you didn't hear? He got a hold of that Thomas Jefferson's Declaration of Dependence!"
Chad Bro # 1: "Fuck yah bro! I hope he got Earl Grey flavor."
Chad Bro # 2: "Nah bro, he's on that cornmeal mackerel ."
Chad Bro # 2: "Bro, you didn't hear? He got a hold of that Thomas Jefferson's Declaration of Dependence!"
Chad Bro # 1: "Fuck yah bro! I hope he got Earl Grey flavor."
Chad Bro # 2: "Nah bro, he's on that cornmeal mackerel ."
by TJeffWorkout January 10, 2020
Get the Thomas Jefferson's Declaration of Dependencemug. A scared and anxious man, who wanted to put his work before Descartes.
Speaks of the every sense but that which is common, and cannot consistently spell any word.
Speaks of the every sense but that which is common, and cannot consistently spell any word.
by FrancisPancake October 2, 2025
Get the Thomas Hobbesmug.