Joe Calvin

Joe Calvin is know as the class clown and makes everyone laugh even the teachers. He is very popular. He can get any girl he wants, and he usually gets the hot one. He can hook up any of his friends too even tho he is so short. He has a massive dick that makes all the girls say wow when he pulls it out. He loves party's usually is the party.

WOW!!! Joe Calvin has a big dick.

I want to be like Joe Calvin.

by JOE CALVIN THE 33 December 10, 2019

Joe Moe

A person who is a pain, won’t stop bugging you, and is irritable. They also have many voice cracks and are intelligent at times.

You are such a Joe Moe, leave me alone!

by Casey Letrix November 13, 2018

Chameleon Joe

The impossible act of taking a piss without making a sound

Person 1: did you hear about my mate who managed to pull a chameleon joe?
Person 2: serious?

Person 1: yeah, he's on the Mossad's kill list now

by First Wave of Kyles July 18, 2019

Joe's Mudd

Dog shit that is left on the grass and not picked up by its owner, causing someone to step in it.

Watch out, don't step in Joe's Mudd.

by DefHurricane May 3, 2018

Big joe

Big chonk with big balls great for me though so much more than a couple of days ago

Big Joe want you

by umotherfuckerhoe December 21, 2019

Mad Joe

Someone who says things like "Kill yourself" Or boots other offline over an online game where they lost.

This mad joe just told me to kill myself

by Psuedonxq January 12, 2021

Pro-Joe

Any cup of coffee that is made by a barista.

The coffee at their house was awful, so I went out in search of a pro-joe.

by Assor Eloc July 6, 2020