Valentines day

That time when you got no love letters because nobody likes you

Kim: It's Valentines day!

Kris: It is?

by I_Ate_A_Waffle January 7, 2023

Whimper Audio Day

April 13th is international “ send your partner whimper audios. ” No explanation needed.

Anyone: “ Hey, look! It's National Whimper Audio day! Could you send me an audio please? ”

Their partner: “ Uhh, sure? ”

by Lemmehititfromtheback123ONG April 7, 2024

Opposite day

Its officially opposite day on january 11th.

Im not a twink
"But its opposite day"
fuck

by ExpressiveMoonman January 11, 2024

National massage boobs day

You massage any girl boobs on Every other month and the holiday starts November!!!!!

Hi Girlllsss! YOU KNOW it's that month, last month it was skipped, so i get to massage your boobs! ITS NATIONAL MASSAGE BOOBS DAYYYYY!!!!

by Omran's lover October 16, 2019

National Boss Day

January 21st is national boss day. the day everyone praises Mallory Skelly.

Omg it’s january 21st. i have to text boss happy national boss day!

by lesbian badussy January 20, 2022

Yah Yah Day

Yah Yah Day is a holiday that takes place on May 12th each year where you fuck someone with Yah Yah by Eminem playing in the background.

“Bro, look at what day it is today. It’s Yah Yah Day... you know what that means”

by Phantomn May 10, 2021

Comeback day

The day you come back to a game (usually gacha) to lots of rewards for being inactive

Person 1: Bro why haven’t you been online on Super Cool Game for 3 weeks?
Person 2: I’m waiting for my comeback day.

by Kid Spider November 26, 2020