Dirty cutting board

The act of putting salmonella on one of your flatmates clean cutting boards as revenge.

I’m going to have to give Joe a dirty cutting board after he kicked my pasta.

by Maddison Twatter April 1, 2024

dirty demian

When a guy gets very high on marijuana and starts sounding with a brier bush while he puts in anal plugs.

Yo my girl broke up with me and I pulled a dirty demian last night.

by anonymous April 1, 2024

Dirty Sandpiper

Unprotected period sex on the beach.

"Me and this chick hit a dirty sandpiper last night, man it smelled bad"

by largebottomhoes April 1, 2024

Dirty Beckman

Sexual proclivities characterized by an erotic attraction or engagement of fecal matter

The pervert faced criminal charges for his engagement in what he called "the Dirty Beckman."

by 801happycamper April 2, 2024

Dirty Sebastian

When a man projectile vomits in another man's butt.

I heard that Bill was given a dirty sebastian, I wonder if it was chunky or not.

by Envybear3473 April 2, 2024

Dirty Khalon

When a guy is having intercourse and shits on his partners face, then takes a handful of the shit and puts it in his mouth. He chews it until its at a smooth consistency and spits it out onto his partners body as body paint.

I gave my girl a dirty khalon, she was stylish and stinky!

by Envybear3473 April 2, 2024

Dirty drake

You take a long metal pipe heat it up until it is red, Then you insert it into your anus. After it cools take it out and fuck it.

He took out that pipe and dirty draked me! One hell of a night!

by The1andonlydrake April 2, 2024