by smackattackonthesehoes September 09, 2019
14. October is national grab dick day. Grab as many dicks as you can! The boys will love you forever
by Russianpower69 October 03, 2019
AUGUST 3RD
National Baldheaded Day is the day you get to post all the baldheaded bitches you know. It doesn’t matter if they get mad, no one told them to be baldheaded and that’s on periodtt 😽🤣
National Baldheaded Day is the day you get to post all the baldheaded bitches you know. It doesn’t matter if they get mad, no one told them to be baldheaded and that’s on periodtt 😽🤣
by _unknownnnnn_ August 01, 2019
by justarandomuserontheinternet September 03, 2020
by Threggy November 29, 2022
by Jack Spank9049 November 28, 2022
National Nice Day is on the 9th of July. Throughout the 24 hours of the day, people will have the right to legally have oral sex with someone, regardless of consent, or gender. However, people need to be 18 or older to do so. And no, people will not be allowed to have oral sex with any kind of non-human creature.
Guy 1: Dude! It's National Nice Day! You know what that means!
Guy 2: SHIT! LOCK THE DOORS!
Guy 1: Why?
Guy 2: Remember what happened last time?
Guy 1: Uh, no.
Guy 2: Some femboy sucked me off, and I didn't like it! That is NOT happening again.
Guy 1: Gee, thanks. You just put something in my head that I want to forget.
Guy 2: SHIT! LOCK THE DOORS!
Guy 1: Why?
Guy 2: Remember what happened last time?
Guy 1: Uh, no.
Guy 2: Some femboy sucked me off, and I didn't like it! That is NOT happening again.
Guy 1: Gee, thanks. You just put something in my head that I want to forget.
by TheRandomGuy_BD June 02, 2022