Dirty Mické

When your parter shits themselves and then puts it on a canvas. After that they sell it online to impress you.

" I got $1000 selling a painting"
" How did you do that?"
" I sold a Dirty Mické"

by Dairy__Daddyy July 16, 2022

Dirty Kaysie

When a girl gives you bomb ass sex, but in the morning you end up having a tingling sore dick. You rip off your boxers to find you have genital warts.

Guy 1: How was the girl last night? 😉
Guy 2: Shit, I think she was a dirty Kaysie.
Guy 1: Oh man, you dicks got genital warts!

by OldmanJebberson December 3, 2019

Dirties

A motherly term for a dump, shit or shite.

Is it just a pee you’re needing or is it dirties?

by Baysee August 26, 2019

the dirty ankle

Sex position where the girl is riding backwards cowgirl and wraps her legs around the man, shoving her heels into his taint and asshole to apply desired pressure to scrotum and taint.

I gave Alex the dirty ankle last night, he nutted so hard I think I'm pregnant!

by lovememaddly February 6, 2018

dirty brittani

When you’re at an amusement park and u find a woman and take her into a porta potty then peg her and her kids walk in.

Last night after riding the Ferris wheel I walked in on my mom pulling a dirty Brittani.

by Staletwinkie September 8, 2021

Dirty Chapstick

When you put chapstick on your dick so you can put chapstick on a girls lips.

Hey can you give me a dirty chapstick?

by daddy69696996 May 13, 2022

Dirty valorant

The act of acing in valorant then violently cumming all over your sister then proceeding to say 💀x7

I totally did a dirty valorant last night

by Gay nigga bums July 18, 2022