Act Dry Day

May 3rd is Act Dry Day. Become as dry as you possibly can to your friends or someone close you.

Chrysler: Why’s Bone acting so dry?
Jim: act dry day
Chrysler: k.

by Jiua1345 May 2, 2022

National sit on lap day

It’s March 2nd you can sit on anybody lap for the day

Me: why you sitting on his or her lap? Them: its National sit on lap day

by Taskmaker302 March 1, 2022

National Day of not touching me the cojones

Today you have to tell me how beautiful I am and not start a conversation because I'm so sad, bitch

National Day of not touching me the cojones is 29 of april

by Fucking_bitch April 29, 2019

National bully a short person day

on january the 20th its motivated to bully a short person

lets bully that short guy cause its bully a short person day
national bully a short person day means you can bully a short person

by none ya bussines January 19, 2023

Race Day Multi

When you and your mates are at the races and your board shitless so you decided to see who can cum the quickest.

The next race isn't for 30mins wanna have a Race Day Multi

by The Gang Beast November 2, 2018

Do the Day

Slogan of encouragement to have a great day.

What are you up to today?

I’m going to do the day… hard!

DO THE DAY!

by Chris is cool July 28, 2021

Markus Khalifa Day

The day that the underrated artist "Markus Khalifa" (March 29) was born.

It's March 29! Happy Markus Khalifa Day!!!

by markusgottaurbandictionaryacco November 27, 2022