fucking jackass

Fucking Jackass is Donkey from Shrek.

Shrek:
No, my swamp
Donkey:
Our swamps
Shrek:

Fucking Jackass

by xxxkillerspreexxx July 19, 2020

so fucking cute and wholesome

barru

barru is so fucking cute and wholesome

by literally everyone that has br July 22, 2020

Fucking hell

Where you go afterlife and you say it to the devil

old villain: oh, I’m going in hell
Me: which part?
Old villain: hell
Me: where?
Old villain: shut the fuck up, I am in hell
Devil: hi
Old villain: fucking hell

by byei’m steve July 22, 2020

Pencil fuck

When two of more business persons, contractors or editors modify a document through multiple turns as drafting the same document.

David G: You lawyers spent the past two days pencil fucking that 5 page settlement agreement so there should be no ambiguity.
Lawyer S. It needs a little bit to get to perfectly pencil fucked.

by samisabadman July 25, 2020

fat fuck

marko

wow look it’s marko the fat fuck!!

by markoisfatjuul July 26, 2020

shut the fuck up

be quite

he is so loud, i told him to shut the fuck up

by joe mmmmmmmmm July 26, 2020

Fucking

A fucking word that fucking can fucking fit into any fucking sentence

John: hey fucking look at this fucking shit
Undertake: he’ll fucking yeah!

by Welp yell for help July 27, 2020