Dirty Vara

A sexual position favored by southern women. While riding the male, the female will defecate on the male's testicles. Meanwhile, lighting the male's chest hair on fire with a disposable lighter, and reproducing the shrill scream of a ferocious dragon.

Robin told me she really had to shit during sex with Burke the other night, instead of stopping, she gave him a Dirty Vara.

by Foldmember March 28, 2020

Dirty Swanndive

When you’re doing a girl in the butt and right before you cum, you squeal loud like a ferret and pull out so fast like a cork screw causing her to shit all over the bed.

Boy that Melanie sure looks stopped up. Looks to me like she needs a Dirty Swanndive to loosen her up.

by CableB June 5, 2020

parking dirty

When you refuse to pay for parking, so you park illegally.

I got caught parking dirty last week in Chicago and the fine was way too high; they need to cut it.

by Jo Mi July 2, 2019

dirty surya

it means “im hungry” in french

bro im so dirty Surya

by mxgical..mvggles September 7, 2021

Dirty Chapstick

When you put chapstick on your dick so you can put chapstick on a girls lips.

Hey can you give me a dirty chapstick?

by daddy69696996 May 13, 2022

dirty CJ

when you take your sexual partner’s nerves out of there asshole and braid them with your teeth

hey let’s do a dirty CJ

by cj2k24 April 19, 2024

Dirty Mumbai

A homo erotic massage done in unsanitary conditions after wandering the streets of India’s capital in an unsuccessful attempt to find a gay hookup. Given by a disinterested Indian peasant, usually charging between 50-75 rupees.

After an unsuccessful attempt to find a gay hookup, daily Max settled for yet another Dirty Mumbai.

by Mike Ropeines April 19, 2025