Beam me up.

When you experience something, that makes you want to leave this planet.

Friend: Kinsey just got here, and she wants to talk with you. I think she saw you with Aubrey.
You: Beam me up.

by DirtyDunk May 30, 2024

Shut the fuck up

Shut the fuck up is used in the imperative form it is mostly used when the speaker is angry, and serious. The listener really knows that s/he should not fuck with the speaker and do what they say.

When that angelic word is missing... The power of the order won't be as effective.

You look like Mr. Potato head with a bad plastic surgery with that face.

Bitch, shut the fuck up.

by Shakespearerocks February 10, 2024

i'll fuck you . up.

when someone says "i'll fuck you.up" they mean that they'll beat the shit out of you but they also wanna fuck you.

girl: shut the fuck up man

boy:bro ill fuck you. i mean..
i'll fuck you . up.

by hornknee February 13, 2024

get oiled up luh nigga

The act of covering oneself with oil or lube for unspeakable acts to be done.

Get oiled up luh nigga I'll be there in 5

by lilgaybiatch February 13, 2024

I woke up Chris Breezy

This saying originates are lyrics from a song called "Freaky Friday" made by Lil dicky featuring Chris brown. This saying is usually used when a man is saying he's gonna hit a woman, referencing when Chris Brown physically assaulted his girlfriend.

Woman: "You can't hit me, I'm a girl!"

Man: "I woke up Chris breezy!"

Woman: Afraid

by Sexyserpentine February 13, 2024

Draked Up

When someone is packing a huge penis.

"did you see Timmy, he's so draked up"

by Tydge February 13, 2024

Up the rafters

It is comedy slang that means to have sex. Usually heard in north England.

“I’ve just had owa lassie Up the rafters”

by K Ay li February 14, 2024