dirty michie

when someone karate chops someones asscrack which causes it to split further.

damn, I cant believe she's still in the hospital after having a "dirty michie"

by into-the-static June 17, 2024

Dirty Fish Hook

Curl your finger like a fish hook, stick it into someone's anus, and quickly pull it out.

Jen gave Jimmy a dirty Fish hook the other night, and his asshole hasn't been the same since.

by big_dirty_jimmy May 22, 2021

Dirty Morgan

when you are a ranger and go to your boyfriends house and give head while his sisters friends are over and you decide to do it in the living room until it hurts.

Peit are you ready to do a dirty Morgan

by transaction August 22, 2023

dirty jaxton

when a percussionist shoves a stick up your ass, rotates it, and starts playing a pulse percussion snare break

"HE DID ME DIRTY BY DIRTYING ME UP WITH A DIRTY JAXTON IN REHEARSAL YESTERDAY!!"

by imcool1111 April 14, 2025

dirty kelron

The act of kissing a black man with a very white penis on the butt cheeks for a small amount of money

I met a man named Gatson outside the pizza store and I gave him a dirty kelron

by AFC.CFA.FCA October 26, 2020

Dirty Maja

Someone who has or wants to get a lobotomy in the 21st century. Very charming on the outside, but you don't know what's going on underneath.

Look at that dog! It has a dirty Maja. ><

by Mystc... April 11, 2024

Dirty Burka

When an old man stretches his ball sack out and wraps it around a Muslim woman’s head.

Prahbu! I just gave your daughter a dirty burka!

by Jorge Costanzig March 20, 2024