Numb Fuck

When a female has too much to drink and feels nothing during sexual intercourse.

"OMG you let him fuck you? How was it?" "Shit, it was just a numb fuck."

by Verian June 27, 2018

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Oh fuckin' fuck!

An expression of confusion.

Me: (wakes up late for work) OH fuckin' Fuck!

by ÆMARS July 12, 2021

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Retarded as fuck

Someone extremely dumb that knows fucking nothing

Alex: john you are retarded as fuck you dumb bitch

by WellDonePrussia August 8, 2021

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The classier, more curated cousin of Netflix and chill. Implies a deliberate choice of a prestige show or artsy movie as background noise for getting down, typically involving moody lighting, overpriced candles, and the illusion of taste. You’re not just hooking up—you’re hooking up with taste.

He poured wine, put on Slow Horses, and lit a candle. Total ‘fuck to AppleTV’ energy.

by Theallsunday July 17, 2025

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Dutch and fuck

A Dutch and fuck is when a lame dude from Tinder/Bumble doesn’t have a job but still asks a chick out on a date then splits the check (“going Dutch”) because he’s broke and even after he has the chick pay he still tries to close the deal by asking to go back her place (presumably because he lives with his parents).

That date went terribly wrong, he left the check on the table until I offered to split it, then still asked if my roommates were home. He tried to pull a total Dutch and fuck.

by SL44 April 21, 2018

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Mach Fuck

Used to describe the absolutely ridiculous speed of something.

Often used in a joking manner in order to enhance the humor of a joke.

Most notably used to describe the speed of a well known manhole cover that a nuclear experiment launched into space.

An alien army got wrecked by a manhole cover traveling at mach fuck!

I love when someone hits me with a kraber while traveling at mach fuck.

by Kilominum June 21, 2025

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