After not participating in any type of sexual activity for months, you finally jerk off into a girl’s face with a geyser load so big and powerful it forces her eyeball back into her brain, rendering her socket empty and causing her to wear an eye patch for the rest of her life.
It had been so long since I blew a load when I finally did, I turned Shaquanda into a One Eyed Willy.
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Willy responds to the name of Santi as well. Born in Sotoca, currently living in Guadalajara but not in Mexico so he won’t eat a jalapeño. Willy is always busy. If you wanna meet up with him you will have to book an appointment 6 months in advance.
Big heart, sharp jaw and you’ll never know when he is listening to you cause he’s always daydreaming.
Willy responds to the name of Santi as well. Born in Sotoca, currently living in Guadalajara but not in Mexico so he won’t eat a jalapeño. Willy is always busy. If you wanna meet up with him you will have to book an appointment 6 months in advance.
Big heart, sharp jaw and you’ll never know when he is listening to you cause he’s always daydreaming.
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