waffle

When a person extrudes fecal matter from the rectum onto the seat and closes the lid firmly.
Oh man!! John left me a waffle! JOHNN!!
by auralian July 20, 2019
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A god thing, everyone likes them and they are there to help when you are feeling down 😂
Your so much like waffles
by Waffles1000 April 25, 2021
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the same as waterfall; smoking device where you burn a hole in the bottom of a bottle and sit it in a larger jug of water. You place the bowl in the top of the bottle and as you pull the bottle out of the water, it fills with smoke, which you then inhale upon removing the bowl. Waffle is a variation of the term water fall, because saying waterfall quickly or with an accent can cause it to sound like waffle
hey man, let's hit some waffles before class
wow man, I'm totally ripped from those waffles
oh crap, i forgot the waffle kit in my car
by anonyme May 15, 2008
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Waffle

When you are speaking nonsense. Or purposely doing it to something
‘I’m actually a war veteran. I just came her to receive my 15k gold necklace and ended up saving an orphanage’
Stop waffling bro. All you do is waffle.”
by TheOddWaffl February 16, 2021
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a yummy thing you eat.
yep. done.
he ate a delicious waffle.
by May 06, 2022
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by Jaf&Dcf September 01, 2022
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a lovely person who is wholesome but will give pawjobs with syrup on them

and a dude who is gay asf and loves master shadowclaw <3
"waffle give me a pawjob you bitch"
"yes master"
by waffle :3 December 27, 2024
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