Virgin

Me.

My immaginary "friend":Dude,i got laid yesterday! You're never gonna get pussy like me dude.
Me: Like,excuse me for being a virgin.

by LOLCAT24 August 27, 2018

Virgin vibes

My friend Gary, that is all.

Gary gives of major Virgin vibes

by Kanin03 November 9, 2020

cannabis virgin

person who's never done cannabis

smoke weed? uhm, im a cannabis virgin, i dunno how

by rratmann May 23, 2020

Virgin Cucumber

A penis that has never been in a woman's hands

Jodi Georgia's has a virgin cucumber

by BlackMoon1 May 20, 2023

Virginity

Something that I shall never lose.

(Virginity is what you have before you ever have sex in your life. If you've NEVER had sex, you're a virgin. When you have sex, you lose your virginity.)

P1: "Did you lose your virginity last night?"
P2 :"Yeah, my dog was bending over in just the right position and I couldn't help myself."
P1: "...What?"
P2: "...What?"

by A Simple Idiot Was Taken February 15, 2022

Virgin Grief

The act of being so desperate to loose your virginity you consider to hire hookers, prostitutes, and/or crack whores.

Little Timmy has been going through Virgin Grief recently.

by BigOl’Cunt420 March 14, 2025

4/20 virgin

A person who has been high before but has never celebrated 4/20

Person1: have you ever celebrated 4/20 before?
Person2: Nope.

Person1: Wow you're a 4/20 virgin.

by Parker Charles April 16, 2017