Tom Macdonald

The worst rapper you will ever hear

Friend: “yo put on that new Tom MacDonald”
Me: “kill yourself

by D1 Swans Glazer September 8, 2024

Tom Tom Take Two-Cock

An ex-Navy seaman who developed a reputation for being able to fit two fellow seamen's male appendages in his rectum during man-on-man gay encounters.

"I was on shore leave and came across Tom Tom Take Two-Cock. "
"Tom Tom Take Two-Cock was better than I'd have expected."
"That T4C last night was awesome!"

by Jimmy Feltersnatch January 11, 2014

Tom Jackson

A bit lonely

Oh fuck off Tom Jackson

by Okdjdjrjrjrjrjfkfkkr October 2, 2019

tom

a really really cool boy who doesn’t know what too do with his hair in lockdown

tom was cool

by yourbritishboy May 22, 2020

Tom

A compulsive liar. The kind of guy who will steal your Pepsi, deodorant and crisps and your pen from your hand. The only thing he won't steal is your cleaning supplies.

Housemate: "Tom, are you drinking our Pepsi?"
*carbonated release*
Tom: "Nah, getting some orange juice..."

by zfgfgnfahFS December 8, 2018

Tom taylor

The greatest set of men to ever exist, today marked the faitful day we all grouped together to form tomism.

“Im tom taylor”
“No way im tom taylor”

by Tom taylor August 30, 2023

Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Siege

Best firs person shooter of its time, people that say otherwise have the iq of half a pebble

-Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Siege is gay
-No u

by Slave Knight Gael December 6, 2020