Toilet Paper

1. Used for wiping shit from your ass
2. Something you akways seem to run out of when you need it most
3. Cum wipes

P1. Fuck
P2. What
P1. Im out of toilet paper
P2. Sucks to be you
P1. Please help
P2. Drive to the store with that shit stain
P1. Its cum m8
P2. Im your mom whyd you call me
P1. I was thinking of you.

by 4/20/69 July 10, 2019

Only in Ohio Sigma Skibidi Toilet Sigma

Gen Alpha brainrot

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Person 1: Only in Ohio Sigma Skibidi Toilet Sigma

Person 2: This kid has skibidi toilet syndrome

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by Sigma Skibidi Edgemaxxer February 10, 2024

european toilet

The girl that rejects you when you try too hard to get her goods.

May also means she spits and swallows.

"You have an incredibly sexy body, I like sex. 'My wife doesn't like anything"

"Ok, I'm sorry about your sad life, I'm not interested."
"You're a European toilet."

by BarRat December 9, 2016

Fresh Toilet Rich

So rich that you can afford to have your toilet replaced by a fresh one after you use it once.

"Forget about making six figures, I'm trying to get Fresh Toilet Rich!"

by BlorpBlorp August 31, 2017

Toilet scrubber

A gay dude who eats out another gay dudes butthole

That dude is a total toilet scrubber .

I used to scrub toilets to get my way through college , toilet scrubber for life.

by dragunov36 May 10, 2019

toilet run

A special type of Celeste speedrun where the run is completed in the most un-orthodox methods possible, often coming very close to death in many places

Dude I had such a toilet run right there.
Was your time any good though?
Yeah it was sub-45, but man it was stressful.

by phlogchamp September 20, 2021

Simulation Toilet

A person using a display toilet in a store to test its capabilities and efficiency.

Yo that simulation toilet at Home Depot really knows how to treat your asshole after a trip to Taco Bell.

by HakunahYourTatas January 1, 2020