Rock Dump

When a poop is extremely hard to push out. This is interrelate to its size and some believe they are commonly smaller then average turds.

The man sat on the toilet for hours with a bad case of rock dump. After hours of dismay he was rewarded by a couple small turds smiling back up at him. Today he had done his due diligence.

by The Man Stan April 21, 2015

Cunt Dump

A girl who is pregnant or about to give birth.

Dude did you see that girl she is either really fat or has to take a cunt dump!

by Skeleton Toucher March 13, 2022

Dump and burn

The act of having sexual
intercourse, and ejaculating, followed by a rapid departure from the scene.

What happened to that bird from last night- she was hot but seemed like a stage five clinger?

Yeah, we banged, but I got outta there ASAP- textbook dump and burn.

by Madhog April 23, 2020

hump and dump

smash her and dash straight to the toilet to take that long anticipated shit.

Ed: Yo, last night I had the best hump and dump of my life
Sam: My man, you’re a legend.

by powerpuffhoes November 11, 2017

Blump and Dump

When a person is giving a blumpkin and after the man nuts the blumper shits all over his cock and balls while the man is still dazed from the nut

Dude, after I brought her home from last night she gave me a blump and dump, don’t worry I cleaned up

by The blumper May 8, 2025

i did not run that family of four over with my car on the 15 of october 2023 at 3pm before dumping their bodies in the nearby lake

i didnt do it

Dave: Did you run that family of four over with my car on the 15 of october 2023 at 3pm before dumping their bodies in the nearby lake?

BOB:I did not run that family of four over with my car on the 15 of october 2023 at 3pm before dumping their bodies in the nearby lake

by chimp that can talk December 18, 2024

Billable Dump

similar to on the clock dump, but this is the contractor version. Essentially, your client is paying you to do something extremely important. And you're doing something extremely important... to you.

Employer: "I'm just looking over this expense report, way to go on the high utilization rate for the quarter!"

Employee, walking away: "No problem, must have been all those billable dumps"

by Emetry Rhoton! July 9, 2012