Loch Ness Monster

When you are taking a bath and your penis tip emerges majestically from the water

I was watching that new Netflix movie last night and Glen Powell’s was Loch Ness monstering

by Illneverpostagainsorry June 8, 2024

Bush monster

When a person takes enough people to have sexual intercourse inside a bush, they become one with their domesticated bush, becoming a bush monster.

Julian and Ethan were having a discussion about the saddening news that Kai became a bush monster. He was given one too many Ukrainian helmets.

by BushLover123 June 16, 2025

Monster

Sarahs mom

The monster drank sarahs blood...

by Folani May 17, 2018

prude monster

a females that iz extremely prude.

Doc: Man Zoo dat chick a straight prude monster she aint even wanna kiss ion even think she ever kissed anybody and she 25yrs old.

by b-rag-g November 3, 2008

Bend over and touch your toes i'll show you where my monster goes

this is when someone want to get freaky with you gay or not you better get ready.

"Bend over and touch your toes i'll show you where my MONSTER goes.."
"no?"
"too late."

by doihijvkbnjkbdjkBFJ February 26, 2025

Monster Ultra Strawberry Dreams

The most feminine drink on earth.

Man 1: Hey look, Man 3 is drinking a Monster Ultra Strawberry Dreams.
Man 2: I bet he's wearing thigh highs.
Man 3: Stop it guys! *blushes*

by TweakinFrFr October 14, 2024

Monster

The definition of the whole human race.

*Watches horror movie*
Friend 1: "What a monster!"
Friend 2: "No, that's not a monster. We are monsters"

by bobbygivemebackmyfivedollars April 22, 2020