Michigan mud bath

A Michigan Mud Bath is when you pay a stripper named Bernice at the Henry the VIII strip club in Inkster, Michigan 3 Adderall, 2 Vicodin, and $17 in loose change to squat over your lap and shit on your dick 5 minutes into a lap dance.

Gee Willikers dad, I didn't know mom gave you a Michigan Mud Bath when you guys first met

by Tardotheassmonkey August 26, 2023

Montana mud pie

Where you eat your partner ass when he or she has the runs

Yesterday do I was liking my partner ass when she blasted a Montana mud pie on my face

by Meat D1c8 April 8, 2025

Mud smashing

Anal sex wherein there is fecal matter in the anal canal

Dude, last night I went in for anal and ended up mud smashing.

by Fuck1000 March 7, 2017

My name is mud

I'm in trouble

"We had our words, a common spat
So I kissed him upside the cranium with an aluminum baseball bat
My name is Mud"

by anonymous November 30, 2020

Michigan Mud Slinger

When you’re hitting a girl from behind doing anal, push her down, pull your cock out fast and fecal matter flings up her back.

I fucked my wife last night with a lovely Michigan Mud Slinger.

by Girth_Lord69 September 12, 2025

Mudding

To hookup with someone who has drank or been drinking while sober, especially if you were the designated driver.

I’m mudding her tn for sure.

by Mud the goat March 26, 2024

mud beast

fat girl

That chick is such a mud beast! Would you do her? Hell no!!

by kindanuts July 15, 2011