Jacob

A tall-ass nigga who gets all them hoes on his 6’8-ass dick

Some hoe: I wanna fucc Jacob😍😍😍
His nigga Erik: Damn that’s my nigga Jacob

by I am not a cat or. Shark November 24, 2021

Jacob

Basically a retard

Guys, look, it's Jacob!
Jacob: "Hello beautiful people"

by DropTheBassEvo October 15, 2019

Jacob

He is really shy his sexuality is all over the place he is really fun but only talks to boys who are attractive

Oh my goodness Jacob is really big

by 6rsg November 25, 2020

Jacob

Very tall and handsome and cool and calm and swag and drippy and fashionable

Person 1: i just met this guy who is very tall and handsome and cool and calm and swag and drippy and fashionable!!

person 2: He must be a Jacob

by SexySwag January 11, 2022

Jacob Whalen

A hot sexy dude with a big nose and sexy feet

Jacob Whalen is a good firestarter

by Anonymous 555234 January 17, 2023

Jacob

One of the cutes guys you will ever meet. He has a magnum dong, with tiny nuts, but knows how to squeeze them. if some one were to call him weird, he would respond "You shouldnt be saying that when you are less than the distance of a cumshot away from me."

DAMN THATS A JACOB

by anonymous October 21, 2020

Jacob Motsinger

An very smelly and ugly looking human bagel who obsessively desires men.

Quit digging through garbage cans to look for dildos man. You aren’t Jacob Motsinger.

by Msizzy January 6, 2020