Banana Clit

Inserting a banana into a female's clit, then peeling the banana while it is inside. Then proceed to eat the banana until all thats left is the peel.

Brad Pitt: "Hey Angelina, I could really go for a banana clit right now!"

by TheBlackGuyBehindYou March 11, 2016

Banana Sandwitch

–adjective or verb
A phrase describing the state or the action of an individual or an object acting up, going bonkers or freaking out.

Synonyms:
Bonkers, nuts, crazy, wild, ballistic, cuckoo, haywire

1: "One minute my computer was working perfectly and the next minute it went banana sandwitch"

2:"They told me they lost the paperwork."
"Did you get mad?"
"I went absolutely banana sandwitch!"

by Benjamin Brahma May 29, 2009

Chocolate Banana Surprise

Coined from a popular pudding flavor, this is the sexual act when you slip out of hole #1 and accidentally penetrate hole #2. To effectively acheive the "Chocolate Banana Surprise" both parties involved should be unexpecting this to happen, which will most likely lead to chocolate on your banana.

Dude, I was doggin' my wife last night and accidentally slipped it in her butt... that was the best Chocolate Banana Surprise ever! I bet her balloon-knot is sore today!

by E-Nasty April 06, 2009

stealing the monkey's banana

To take something of great importance from someone, purely for the purpose of laughing at them.
i.e taking a monkey's banana from it.

David: "I think I'll go steal that deaf kid's hearing aid. Just for shits and giggles."

Marcie: "You can't just go stealing the monkey's banana like that!"

by Alex Conway October 09, 2008

Sausage and Banana Pudding

1. Gullible dipshits who look up raunchy definitions on Urban Dictionary for their own perverse pleasure
OH SNAP

Person 1: Did you see that sausage and banana pudding?
Person 2: Yeah, he just got owned.

by Metaphoricallydoinglife June 22, 2009

crusty banana fluff

crusty banana fluff is when you grind up cornflakes into little pieces and sprinkle it up your bum.

Jesus: please can someone lick up my crusty banana fluff?

Graham Norton: i can take care of that.

by Mr. Wibble May 01, 2008

Vertical Banana Split

A vertical (girl upside down, guy standing up) 69 with your choice of banana split topping: whipped cream, chocolate syrup, etc.

The Vertical Banana Split: guy picks up girl and turns her upside down so pussy is in face, apply chosen topping, proceed to suck/lick each others genitals. nom nom nom nom :P :O

by showerlovers October 29, 2009