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Dirty Sock Surprise

Same as a normal sock surprise, however, it is done with a used sock and going commando. The resulting odor can be used as either an aphrodisiac or as a way to disorientate your new friend.
guy 1: Did you pull off that sock surprise last night?
guy 2: You bet!...but I did a dirty sock surprise. As soon as I pulled that magic out and she caught a whiff, it was as if candles lit the room and kenny g played played a single breath solo...she didn't care about the size of my penis anymore, love was in the air!
by james_m October 29, 2014
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sock

a type of feet clothe mainly used for feet.
Rick, you nees to wash your clothes.This sock smells very odd.
Hey don't touch my things
by Nekes12 April 3, 2021
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socks

Socks are gay because they are the same pair
Socks are gay
by Shining_Sunflower September 10, 2021
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Son of socks and sandels

Ashamed off-shoot of bicyle riding environmentalist.Extremely opinionated with an irrational borderline racist hate of american music and love of ledgendary bands such as flavour of the month indie band "the Wombats"
"Wow,son of socks and sandels just said all american bands are shit"

Reply:"Well he's probably just trying to fit in"
by bloby23 January 5, 2008
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Sock

by Rob1423 May 7, 2018
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Socks

A tool used the ungeyify normal activities
"I jacked off to a male monkey but it's ok because I was wearing socks"
by A_Literal_Guy March 31, 2020
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Gaming Socks

Basically when someone starts playing really good in a video game.
Damn that dude put his gaming socks on.
by miloscosovic11 November 26, 2018
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