smoking the monkey

The act of masterbating in a very vigorous way to get your load off because of being old.

Paul is so old he is always smoking the monkey trying to get his load off. The Man has severe calloused hands.

by Clamer September 02, 2017

the dad smoke

when you hold it with the peace sign… like someone’s dad does

“jeremiah does the dad smoke !”

by dad smoke October 14, 2022

National smoke dead oppz day

Smoke ya dead oppz

It’s national smoke dead oppz day

National dead oppz day is the best holiday

by Kay move tact September 27, 2021

Smoking the corn

This is Scottish slang for “stop lying” you can use this when someone says something you don’t believe.

When someone “smokes the corn” they are lying.

“Stop smoking the corn, Jerome. We all know you didn’t bone anna.”

by Ah shit, here we go again. June 20, 2020

smoke stroke

Standing by a fire where the smoke blows in your direction and your eyes sting. And the smell of your clothes the next morning!

I was sitting by a fire and got smoke stroke

by A876Walk November 27, 2015

You need to smoke weed

when someone he/she is so chill you have to tell him/her

"You need to smoke weed"

"Bro why you are not talking"
"You need to smoke weed"

by abdul1wx April 22, 2016

Smoke it off

Everyone goes through bullshit daily, best thing to do is roll up a fat J/Grab a fat Slob and smoke it off.
a way to forget the bullshit.

Steve: hey bro im having a bad day today, i dont have smoke
John: dont trip i have some dabss, lets smoke it off

by FioKioSio June 27, 2023