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Silky Shower

When a group of 3 or more males enter a shower and have a jerk circ
Guy 1 "Hello gentlemen, would thou like to have a silky shower
Guy 2 "Thy would love to attend"
by Suckmybeno June 20, 2018
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mommy shower

Wiping yourself down with a baby wipe as an alternative to bathing.
I had no time to get ready today, so I took a mommy shower.
by Insignificance October 7, 2009
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Jamaican Shower

When a guy with long Rastafarian dreads stands over his girl in the bathtub and pee's on her, all while smoking a fat joint and listening to Bob Marley.
Dude, My girl and I are taking a Jamaican Shower tonight.
by matt_rage May 18, 2020
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shower tan

A deceiving tan that makes you look 10000 times tanner than you actually are. disappointing.
"Why does my shower tan make me look so much tanner?¿?"
by Ayeee23 June 6, 2019
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Too long in the shower

Too long in the shower: the act of passing out in the shower and nearly drown yourself after clogging the drain
"I heard Davey was too long in the shower that's why he didn't come to work"
by Boredom888 June 10, 2018
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Shower

The place your in when you come up with the best come backs in during an argument from years ago
Justin: I just came up with the best come back to an argument I had with my dad in the shower.
Leon: Dude you haven’t seen your dad for years.
by #NotURdAD March 15, 2024
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Shower-minted

To be 'Shower-minted' or for short 'minted' is to experience great pain, stinging and an unnatural coldness of the genitalia after applying 'Original Source Mint Shower Gel 250Ml' to yourself. This may be scarring and also may cause PTSD. If you have been 'Shower-minted' then you will know.
(Tyler walks into school , his eyes bloodshot and his head twisted back in an abnormal way, obviously having been shower-minted)

Aaron: What a cruel fate to have endured.
Leo: Poor man.
by JoshBurgerAndFries June 16, 2016
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